So... These are the new digs?!.......!

It seems that we're going to be taking a detour in our life, which we would hope to lead to success, nirvana, and an ice cream sammich.... But we find ourselves, for the next two years at least, smack downtown in the urban paradise with quite possibly the worst reputation in all of the free world... Except for maybe Milwaukee.

But this isn't even Milwaukee... just another shithole on the lake but without the Milwaukee Goiter.

We fully realize that the vitriol comes from nothing else than having to leave what currently exists as a man made beach with overweight chain smokers in bikini's just a tad too small... And this makes us upset... Because it's natural to become upset when one leaves paradise.

So the expectation is to stroll the streets of Downtown Cleveland, take in a game or two at Jacob's Field and completely expect to be molested by homless men and Hal Holbrook.

Have no fears.. .We haven't written off this ugly stepchild of the Midwest. They do have the greatest Public Transit system in North America. Difficult to believe because they still have Nigerian Cab Drivers in the south... but oh well.

Just a nice little FYI Reach Around for those devoted readers.... We will chronicle our quest to become part of the Scene writing staff, and will not be denied. We think that we can add to that weekly newsmag... but it's mostly to help land the chicks.

Bye Ya'll.