Jimmy Dimora is Shocked....

And also ready to receive a dick.

Our experience as a new resident is quite limited, having been here a whole week, but reconsideration is certainly the word of the day after hearing just how corrupt a shithole we've landed in. On Monday the entire FBI invaded offices, homes, and assholes to see just how many greased palms existed in all of Cuyahoga County.

The investigation went public when nearly 200 agents from the FBI and IRS simultaneously raided county offices, businesses and homes at 9 a.m.
The operation was so broad that the FBI brought in agents from Pittsburgh and used three U-Haul trucks to take away cartons of documents and other items. Dimora and Russo, who have spent their political careers in the limelight, stayed out of sight all day and were not available for comment.

U-Haul?

We really don't know what this is about, and largely could give two shits, but it was a pleasurable experience to just google Mr. Dimora's bio - Just a brief introduction to the disgraced commissioner...

Commissioner Jimmy Dimora, a lifelong resident of Cuyahoga County, has dedicated thirty-five years to public service as a city employee, city councilman, mayor, and county commissioner.

And he gave a nice, heartfelt statement proclaiming his innocence.

As you can imagine, I am still shocked and stunned at what has occurred over these past several days. This has been one the most difficult and stressful times in my life,

And I also want to say we need to continue to work towards building the Medical Mart, the convention center and continue to work on other important long overdue projects needed for the economic growth and benefit of the people of Cuyahoga County, all of Northeast Ohio and our region.

Well, at least he's still focused on the Medical Mart. Oddly enough, million dollar scandal and local beat reporters were more interested in his punctuality.

This has riveted our attention and surely will be something we'll keep a sharp eye on... Especially as long as he has that glorious beard.