The Monster Comes to Myrtle Beach

And no, it's not another Divine Dining Group Restaurant.
Cloverfield is about to hit the Grand Strand. The service industry shakes in its drawers over something that will pull an already limited customer supply away from them.. and that more money will be spent on popcorn than be given as tips on a $80 bill.... Al Sharpton feels that the monster bears too much of a resemblance to Steve Carell and is racist... And Brad Dean has no discernible position on anything as chief of the Myrtle Beach Chamber of Commerce.....
Either way, We will be witnessing this life changing event. Though with no butter on our popcorn.... And likely with Terrell Owens right beside us... Hopefully going down on us.
Expect us to be disappointed.
Movie review to come tomorrow. ... Along with your latest Myrtle Beach Tool of the week.
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