Comical is the Adjective of Absurdity

These things just seem to captivate me... rivet me into my plush Lay-Z-Boy recliner...

Another Beachwear store has gone up in flames.... Fortunately, the Myrtle Beach fire fighters are a bit smarter about themselves when it comes to extinguishing backdrafts in highly flammable environments than the Charleston Nine.

But not surprisingly... It happened in Garden City. The same place where my parents unfortunately found themselves wrapped into on a drive home from Murrells Inlet after a nice and tasty dinner at the Divine Fish House. Which, since I am on the topic, is the same place where a Garden Salad is included with the meal, but if you request a Caesar Salad... you are charged the full price for a Caesar Salad... Not the price of a Caesar Salad minus the price of a Garden Salad. It was an unfortunate revelation for a place so highly praised (And well-deserved it is). But honestly... really makes no sense... unless it is truly all about Da' Benjamins... And with an awful place like California Pizza Kitchen under their name title... It apparently is.

Garden City... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

And Cautious they were....

Fire heavily damages beachwear store

POLICE
GARDEN CITY BEACH

Fire heavily damages beachwear store

A Tuesday afternoon fire heavily damaged a Garden City Beach beachwear store, but no one was harmed in the blaze, authorities said.
The blaze started in a rear storage room of the Pacific beachwear store on U.S. 17 Business near Atlantic Avenue about 2:30 p.m., said Garden City Beach Fire Department Assistant Chief Danny Lussier. One room was gutted, another had smoke damage, according to Lussier, who said at least a quarter of the merchandise was damaged.
The cause of the blaze remains undetermined.

It is truly wonderful news that no one was injured, harmed, or hurt... But the real victims will be the hick-billies who cannot buy their boogie board with cash pulled from their retirement fund - read coffee jar. The overweight 'mamas' who cannot buy an undersized bikini top to boost their ego as if they are just so top heavy. And the poor children who have received a career death sentence just by being born into a double wide that stops all productive activity the moment Starrrrrr Jones pops on the TV talking about her husband who likes that she is still fat even after one of the worstly successful diets in the history of black people.